cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'
WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS
Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed.
tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)
I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.
Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)